Cannibal


Dresden
Minmae

Ferox the friendly neighborhood cannibal was minding his business, just sitting on the banks of the Amazon river waiting for J-Lo to float by, hoping to show her his enormous anaconda and to have her over for dinner and, if her posterior proved to be as voluptuous as rumored, for breakfast too, (if you take my meaning) when the nefarious Dresden snuck up from behind and stuffed a large tree branch up his ass. The world's finest proctologists have yet to figure out a way to remove it.